These are true car insurance claims. But being true doesn't not make them less funny, in fact I found it more amusing to think that there were some people who really wrote that in their car insurance claims
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21. I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident happened.
22. After the accident a working gentleman offered to be a witness in my favour.
23. I collided with a stationary tree.
24. There was no damage done to the car, as the gatepost will testify.
25. Ice on the road applied brakes causing skid.
26. One wheel went into a ditch. My foot jumped from brake to accelerator pedal, leapt across the road to the other side and jumped into the trunk of a tree.
27. The water in my radiator accidentally froze at 12 midnight.
28. I was taking a friend home and keeping two yards from each lamp post which were in a straight line. Unfortunately, there was a bend in the road bringing the right-hand lamp post in line with the other and of course I landed in a ditch.
29. I bumped into a lamp post which was obscured by human beings.
30. I bumped into a shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.
31. I heard a horn blow and was struck violently in the back. Evidently a lady was trying to pass me.
32. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
33. I can't give details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.
34. I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen. ♪
35. A lamp post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.
36. My car was stolen and I set up a human cry, but it has not been recovered.
37. The car in front stopped suddenly and I crashed gently into his luggage grid.
38. I left my car unattended for a minute, and whether by accident or design it ran away..
39. I was proceeding along the road at moderate speed when another car rushed out of a side turning and turned upside down in a ditch. It was his fault as he said..
40. 'I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.'
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