Newton's Law of Valentine

Anyone who went to school and took physics classes should know Isaac Newton, or at least his famous Newton's Law. This is the law that tell us about inertia, force, mass and acceleration and many others. But enough physics, it's Valentine and let see what Newton has in store for this day.




First Law Of Love (Newton's First Law):


" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "







Second Law Of Love (Newton's Second Law):


" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "




Third Law Of Love (Newton's Third Law):


" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While SLAPPING...




Lastly, Universal Law of Love (Universal Law of Energy):


" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

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