Silly Questions

Life's tiresome? Got too much difficult questions that need answers in life?
here's some more questions that will cheer you up!

p/s-jokes only, no insult intended. If you think i should remove any of them, please notify me, i'll get to it right away :)

  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

  • If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

  • Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

  • If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

  • When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

  • Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with

  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

  • Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

  • Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

  • Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

  • Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

  • "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

  • If lawyers are disbarred and clergy defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

  • Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?

  • Why is that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe him, but if someone tells you that a
    wall has wet paint you will touch it to be sure?

  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

  • What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

  • I thought about mothers feeding their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

  • If it's true that we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  • Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

  • No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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