Life's tiresome? Got too much difficult questions that need answers in life?
here's some more questions that will cheer you up!
p/s-jokes only, no insult intended. If you think i should remove any of them, please notify me, i'll get to it right away :)
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergy defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"? Why is that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe him, but if someone tells you that a
wall has wet paint you will touch it to be sure?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? I thought about mothers feeding their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? If it's true that we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?